Claude AI’s Weird response to movie quote help

I was bartending for a charity event and we had to sort of carnival bark to get people to buy drinks and I thought it would be fun to quote the line from It’s a Wonderful Life: “Hey, look, Mister, we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast.” But I couldn’t think of the exact quote, so I asked Claude. Do you know what the response was? That it was unable to help due to copyright concerns. When I tried to get it to quote anything else fun, it couldn’t help. So when I got home, I asked: Is game night illegal? What about charades? Does Claude think royalties should be paid out for charades?

Then it said: “I should have just helped you immediately instead of overthinking it. Sorry I threw a wrench in your charity event,” and gave me this list:

• “Play it again, Sam” – while pouring
• “Here’s looking at you, kid” – classic Casablanca toast
• “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn” – when someone complains about the price
• “Nobody puts Baby in a corner” – when making space at the bar
• “I’ll be back” – when you need to restock
• “May the force be with you” – handing over a strong drink
• “You talkin’ to me?” – when someone orders
• “Show me the money!” – perfect for charity fundraising

I’m speechless at how incredibly bad Claude is at something so simple.